Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Lazy Blogger's Post Generator

Cake Wrecks posted a link to this site on Twitter so I thought I'd give it a try, it turned out rather Hilarious if I do say so myself.

So here goes...

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. My bad...

I am totally exhausted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to speak Japanese, and just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path. My day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to sun down and beyond. I am totally loving it, dudes. I need a nap.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Truly! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

If you guys want to try it out for yourselves, here's the link...


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Links of Horror!

I know I haven't posted in a bleam and for that... I am sorry. But I'm going to make it up to you, I promise.

Whilst perusing the interwebs this evening I came across a short film so amazingly hilarious, it had to be shared. However, a word to the wise. There is quite a bit of harsh language and this film is quite literally a blood bath, and by blood bath I mean there was literally enough blood in each scene to fill a bathtub. Multiple bathtubs in fact.

You are about to experience... TREEVENGE!

For years, we've cut down mighty trees to fit our cruel holiday tradition, now the time has come for the trees to get even, the time has come for them to CUT US DOWN! How do you like them apples?

I'm not quite sure what's funnier, the fact that the filmmakers actually made this film, or that it's a followup to their previous film... wait for it... HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!

Prepare to experience excellence.